I love me some House-quotes. Not even House, really. Hugh Laurie quotes I ought to say. Couldn't think of a title and this is what came to mind. I can only say, you'd have to have seen it.

Today was what feels like the umpteenth day of shooting. Joanna the actress is now done, finished, finito and I congratulate myself on a job well done Whether it actually WAS well done, shall have to remain to be seen. Ha!

I'll tell you WHAT else is also well done. Me. Not rare, not medium, WELL DONE. Fried to the bone is what I am. At the moment, I am the kind of steak nobody likes to eat.

Speaking of steaks, I am so unbelievably starving right now, I might actually even enjoy a bite out of THAT! 'Nuff said.

Unlike Joanna the actress, Joanna the director is not done. I have ONE lousy scene left to shoot, which I have to drag my well-done ass (wtf?) out of bed for tomorrow. But, it needs to be shot, so that is what I shall do.

Joanna the editor, now SHE is in rare condition. She is not nearly fried enough. She's got three more days left in the pan. I'm taking the long journey to school on Wednesday and maybe even Thursday so I can work there. I get nothing done at home, because I've got the attention span of a toddler. On Thursday it'll have to be done, so I can shove it in my teacher's mailbox and be through with it.

When that happens, I can start my week of absolute bumming. Bumming like you've never seen before. Gonna out-bum myself. And that's a good thing because guess what, it's May Sweeps and that means all my shows are that much more boeiend even. Finales are just around the corner and I plan to stay in bed all week watching them. Spring vacation ROCKS.

Before any of that happens though, I have GOT to eat. I refuse to move a muscle until I have a plate in front of me. No utensils necessary even, I will literally shove it in there like the pig we all know I am.